The Pro(spective)Fro(shmen)s are coming! I can’t wait to meet mine. We’ve already set up plans to either convince them to come to Stanford if we like them:
- Promise lots of drugs and alcohol
- Tell them how good the faculty are
- Prove what wonderful human beings we are
And to scare them away if we don’t like them:
- Threaten them with rape
- Threaten them with flickknives
- Make them watch Antichrist
- Take on the characters of Hannibal Lecter and various others
- Have them wake up to us staring intently at them, possibly lying next to them
Fun!
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